Cold Soup

Customer: Hey, waiter! This soup is terrible! For starters, it’s freezing cold!

Waiter: I’m sorry about that. I’ll bring you another bowl.

Customer: That’s not the only problem. It’s also very salty!

Waiter: I’m sorry. Most customers like it. Would you like to try another kind of soup?

Customer: What are the options?

Waiter: Mushroom, vegetable or chicken noodle. The vegetable soup is delicious and it’s not too salty.

Customer: OK. Bring me a bowl of that!

Waiter: Certainly.