Crime Doesn’t Pay!

Crime Doesn’t Pay!

1 Go straight to jail!
Two young criminals in California were trying to break into a car when police officers saw them. While the police were chasing them, the friends decided to climb over a fence. Unfortunately, the fence they climbed over belonged to the famous San Quentin prison! The police are also charging them with trespassing on private land now.
2 While you wait …
A bank robber in Belgium demanded a lot of money from a bank clerk. “Can you wait in your car?” she asked politely, “Then I can bring the money to you.” While he was waiting outside, the bank staff called the police. The robber was still sitting in his car when the police arrived.
3 Signature crime
Two young English vandals, Peter Addison and his friend Mark Ridgeway broke into a summer camp. While Mark was smashing plates and setting off the fire extinguishers, Peter wrote some graffiti on the wall. He wrote, “Peter Addison was here.” The police soon arrested the two criminals.
4 Change for the worse
A thief walked into a convenience store in New York and asked for change from a $20 note. The man pulled out a gun while the assistant was opening the till. The assistant was terrified and gave him all the cash he had. The thief grabbed the money and ran away. But he left his $ 20 note behind. So how much money did he take?
5 Positive ID
While a woman was leaving a grocery store in Sydney, Australia, a mugger grabbed her bag and ran away. The shop assistant called the police and the woman gave them a description of the man. The police arrested him in the next street and then asked the woman to identify him. But the thief was quicker. “Yes, Officer, that’s the lady I mugged.” he said.