FRIDAY THE 13th

It wasn’t a very lucky day for me today. I wanted to get up at half past 6, but I couldn’t,
because I fell out of my bed.  I injured my little finger. When I stood up I hit my head against the table.

I went to the bathroom. The floor in the bathroom was wet, I slipped and I banged my bottom. 
I wanted to have a shower. I couldn’t because the water was very cold. So I washed my face and my neck only.
Then I cleaned my teeth.  One of my teeth broke out. OUCH!

Then I went to my bedroom to get dressed, but I couldn’t find my jeans.Where were they?
In the washing machine! I put on my old black trousers and an ugly T-shirt that I hate.

After that I went to the kitchen. I started to make my breakfast.
I burnt my arm on the gas and I cut my hand on a knife. I didn’t have breakfast,
because it was half past 7 and I had to leave. Lessons start at 8.

I ran to the bus stop very fast, but I missed the bus. So I ran home for my bike and I rode to school.
In Green Street I fell off my bike and sprained my ankle.

When I arrived at the school it was 8.10. The teacher was very angry.
I got three black points because I left my schoolbag at home with all my things in it.

After school I went home to have lunch, but I couldn’t, because the cat ate it. So I had my breakfast for lunch.

In the afternoon my friends came. We played football in the garden.
I broke our neighbour’s window with the ball. He wasn’t too happy, I think,
because he hit me on the head. I wanted to run away but I stumbled over my dog.
I fell and broke my leg. My friends called the ambulance. They couldn’t take me to the hospital,
because the ambulance car had a crash on the road.

Now I am sitting on a cloud. The weather is good, the sun is shining. But it’s very windy. Hey!
What’s this? I am falling down!!!!    BAAAAAAAAAANG!!!