Funny But True Classroom Conversations!

Sometimes, the conversation between a student and a teacher makes us laugh a lot. Here are some of them:

A.
Teacher: Good morning, everyone. Let’s start! Who isn't here today? Students: Emma is absent, teacher.

Emma: (She knocks on the door) May I come in?

Teacher: Do come in, Emma! Why are you late?

Emma: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Emma: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

B.
Teacher: Look at the map, kids! John, come to the front of the class, please. Go to the map and find America.

John: (He goes to the map and points out the correct place) Here it is, sir.

Teacher: Good, John. Now class, tell me who discovered America?

Class: (All of them together) It’s John! (They laugh)

Teacher: Shh! Be quiet, please!

C.
Teacher: Open your books. Now, tell me Harry, which one is close to us? Australia or the moon? Harry: The moon, sir.

Teacher: That’s wrong, Harry. How can you say that the moon is closer than Australia?

Harry: Because we can see the moon from here, but we can’t see Australia.

Teacher: Oh, Harry!