Ooops, This Wasn’t the Plan!

Text 1: Ooops, This Wasn’t the Plan!

A thief broke into a house but did not plan his crime very well. He entered the house and quickly removed two television sets, some kitchen appliances and some stereo equipment. Then, he remembered that he came on foot and had no way of getting these things back to his apartment. Since he worked hard to steal all that stuff, he didn’t want to leave them behind, so he called a taxi. He put all the equipment on the sidewalk, sat down, and waited for the taxi to arrive. When the taxi arrived, the driver helped the man load all of the equipment into the trunk. The thief jumped in and gave the driver his address. The driver thought the situation was a bit strange, so he called the police. The cops arrived at the thief’s house and immediately arrested him.

Text 2: Sorry, I Made a Mistake

An elderly woman living in Florida returned to her car after doing her shopping. There, she found four men trying to leave with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, and started to scream “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!” The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady started to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shocked that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of soda in the front seat. She was in someone else’s car! A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. When she got to the police station, at the other end of the desk were the four men reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly woman. No charges were filed.

Adapted from Guy Sports Website