THERE ISN' T MUCH COFEE !

Hayley: Mum, I want to make coffee. Where’s the packet of coffee?

Mum: It’s in the cupboard, hon.

Hayley: Oh, I found it. There isn’t much coffee in it.

Mum: Oh, I’m sorry. Would you like to drink tea?

Hayley: Sure. Is there much tea?

Mum: Yes, there’s a lot of tea in the left cupboard.

Hayley: Thanks, Mum. I don’t want to drink my tea with sugar. What have we got instead?

Mum: We’ve got a lot of honey. It’s in the jar in the right cupboard.

Hayley: I don’t like honey with tea. Is there any fruit.

Mum: Open the fridge, please. How much fruit is there?

Hayley: Hmm… Not much. There are two apples and three plums. Oh, we’ve got biscuits – a lot of biscuits. I can have my tea with them.