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Ruby: Tomorrow I’m going to the beach with my brother.  He often goes paragliding.
Kurt: Have you ever gone paragliding?
Ruby: No, I haven’t.  This will be my first time.  I’m a little nervous.
Daniel: Paragliding? Psht!  That is soooo easy!  I’ve gone paragliding many times.  In fact,
I’m an expert now.  I can’t believe you haven’t gone before.  I wasn’t nervous my first time. 
In fact, I was teaching people after I went for the third time.
Ruby: Hm.  Really?  Interesting.  What are you doing this weekend, Kurt?
Kurt:  I’m going to the beach too.  I’m going snorkelling with my family. 
We go sometimes when the weather is nice.  Have you ever gone snorkelling?
Ruby: Yes, I have.  It’s very relaxing.
Daniel: Snorkelling?  Psht!  That is soooo easy!  I’ve gone snorkelling many times! 
In fact, I’m an expert now.  I can’t believe you only go sometimes!  I go four times a week!
Kurt: Hm. Really?  Four times a week? 
Ruby: Right, Daniel.  Tell me one thing.  Can I see your tablet? 
Daniel: Sure, here it is.
Ruby: Now I understand.  Daniel, all your browser history is only YouTube videos about sports.
You haven’t gone paragliding or snorkelling, have you?
Daniel: Um. No, I haven’t.
Kurt: Well, you’re definitely an expert at watching YouTube videos!